That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my routine
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe that just occurred. Seriously, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking read more about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?